X-Men Origins: Wolverine (or how to waste 6 euros and two hours)

If I stayed in and spend 2 hours watching the ceiling I would have had much better time plus I would not have wasted 6 euros on a piece of crap movie like this x-men spin off. You can watch bad movies that you enjoy and you can watch good movies that you do not particularly enjoy 'cause its not your cup of tea. This one was a BAD movie that I absolutely did NOT enjoy at all. In fact midway through I wished I was wearing a watch so I could watch it and then go and write that midway through I was watching at my watch because I could not wait for this piss of a movie to be over.

So what was wrong with it? Pretty much everything. Really, really bad dialogs. My girlfriend's dog can write better than this. From a point onwards if they had overdo it just a bit more I could at least be able to think of it as as a bad comedy on par with Zohan. In addition the writers tried to squeeze as many taglines as possible in every sentence in the dialog. I am simply not able to believe that people got payed to write this shit.

The characters where caricatures. No character had real motives for anything. Things were happening for no apparent reason. For a movie about a single hero, wolverine was surprisingly 1-dimensional. Everything looked fake in this movie: emotions, reasoning, plot, characters, motives even the god damn explosions.

This Internet idiot looks better than the film

All the scenes looked out of place.They were simply happenings that were put there to fill in some more minutes. The action was horrendous. If you take really bad cliché scenes from 80's action flicks and put them together you start to get a feeling of how this felt. Not even Hugh Jackman was any good at this film probably because of the crap the producers payed him to vomit out of his mouth.

Over all, avoid it at all cost. You have been warned